Seulement en Irlande

 IRELAND

The only place where........

• If you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a lightweight.

• "Fuck off" means "Are you serious?"....

• The person that you insult most is probably your best friend.

• Saying "I will yeah" means that you definitely won't....

• "Fuck it, it's grand" means that you couldn't be bothered to finish it properly.

• "He is fond of a drink" means he suffers from severe life-threatening alcoholism.

• Saying you're going for a drink means you might not be seen again for 3 days

• Crisps are called 'Taytos' and fizzy drinks are called 'minerals'.

• 'For the craic' is the best reason for doing anything.

• The best cure for a hangover is more drink.

• Nobody can go a day without saying "Jaysus".

• 'Meeting' has a double meaning.

• Tea is the solution to every problem.

• And water is the solution to every GAA injury.

• "I got stuck behind a tractor" is a perfectly valid reason for being late.

• We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park.

• You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. "I had a rake of drink last night" or "I'll be out in a minute, I'm just shoveling down the dinner".

• GAA is considered religion.

• It's perfectly acceptable to call your mother 'mammy' even though you are a fully grown adult.

• Saying "Now we're sucking diesel" means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation.

• Drinking 'tae' is everyone's favourite past time.

• You're scared of the wooden spoon.

• The word 'like' goes in every sentence,

• You can say "Any craic" to a Garda and you won't get arrested.

• 'The dogs' bollocks' means something brilliant!